Wow, the first post on my shiny new blog - hello, hello, is this thing on?

With this inaugural post, I'm not going into my elevator spiel at all, that's what my snazzy about page is for. Instead, I wanted to christen the blog with its first entry, or my digital champagne bottle smash to bless the maiden voyage of this ship. I thought about it a lot today, "Holy crap, I'm losing a physical location, but I am gaining a new home on the web", and that made me smile. You are probably wondering what I'm blabbering on about, I will provide some context in due time, young grasshopper.

Who knows what this site will become, it may make me gazillions of dollars and be subjects of several awesome buzzfeed articles, or it may be read by a few (I'm talking 1 or 2) people. Either way, this is one hardest things I've ever had to put together, and may end up being what I'm most proudest of.

Sit tight, be patient with me, and let's go on an adventure. At this very moment, I have to fulfill my responsibilities as a dog owner and put my adorable pug puppy to bed, he's tuckered out on my lap as I type this.